girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
(Source: mosh, via mariakills)
Say this slow, “God I need you and I love you.” Now if you really mean it re-post and a miracle will happen, ignore and it will go wrong.
he already seen you read it ;)
(Source: reikava, via thatgirlks)